"This is delicious... And moist!"-George
"That's very Zen of you. You must smoke pot."-George
"Bad people are punished by society's laws and good people are punished by Murphy's law."-George
"My name is George Lass, and I've been dead for seven days."-George
"Look, I'm trying to respect you, Toilet Seat, I really am."-George
"You have ten fingers? I have ten fingers! Let's be friends!"-George
"And you! A dog in a hot tub! That is just sick."-George
"The password is 'rimjob' if you want to get on." - George
"Im the girl his son drugged and its regarding him videotaping me while homeless people had sex with my unconscious body" - George
"They say your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the moment before you die. That might be true if you're terminally ill or your parachute does not open. But if death sneaks upon you, the only thing you have time to think is: "Oh Shit!" - Last thing George said right before she dies.
"I felt something I've never felt before...someone's hand on my ass! Someone was cupping my ass!" - George.
"Is a hug between two grown men supposed to last that long?" - George
"I didn't know what was more disturbing: Being dead or the fact that the first man that touched my naked body was a coroner." - George
"FrankenFruity is the shit" - George.
"You could of been the biggest turd in the toilet and still come out smelling like a rose" -
"People say the Lord works in mysterious ways. As if that makes all the shitty things in life any sweeter. Death is equally mysterious but there's no sugar-coating that."
"Delores Herbig as in her big fat ass"- - George.
"Isn't stealing from dead people kind of tacky?" - George
RUBE:
"Angels? Oh, no, no, no! Angels don't like getting their hands dirty. You know, upper management types!"-Rube
"i'm gonna kill this fuckin baby!" - Rube next to Mason, complaning about a crying baby.
"Hey, Dead Girl! Hold on a minute!" - First thing Rube said to George.
"I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out." - Rube.
"Hi! Nice to meet you... In your big brown eyes!" - Rube on "Reaper Havoc" to Delores.
"It's like a bowl of peach cobbler that fell on the floor. No matter how good it was you just dont want it any more." - Rube
"I need somebody to give me lessons on how to communicate with you Peanut, because I'm at a loss. The coins in the slot and the gumballs on its way and I'm plum out of wisdom. I'd start sleeping with the lights on if I were you!" - Rube to George after she lost her appointment.
MASON:
"You were right. It was the banana peel."-Mason
"You two just murdered each other in a crack den. You do not deserve my respect! Hence....SHH!"-Mason
"Be as the fly upon the wall. Observe. Do not interact." -Mason
"Monotony is the mind killer."-Mason
"I've got illegals in my bottom."-Mason
"That's an ugly cat. If I had a cat like that I'd sell it to a Vietnamese Restaurant."-Mason to old lady(florence)
"Ahh, your perversions are coming into focus Georgie" - Mason.
BETTY:
"Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze?"-Betty
"Its A Destiny Thing...Enjoy It"!-Betty
"We both just have to be more tolerant. But in the meantime, I think you should get in the goddammed car."-Betty
"Fuckable's Promotable!" - Betty
"Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze?" - Betty
ROXY:
"I'm going to put this politely as possible: I will fuck you up." " - Roxy
"You know what your problem is? You wake up every morning wondering what the world's gonna do for you, wondering who's gonna bend over backwards kiss your ass and make you happy. When you should just thank God for another day and leave it the fuck at that!" - Roxy
"...You definately don't know my boss." - Roxy
DELORES:
"Remember how Sahib screwed us over? Punjab motherfucker" - Delores.
"Do you ever wake up and realize that your life is meaningless?" Delores
"I hear a hot pocket calling my name, oh don't anyone try to stop me."Delores
JOY:
"Reggie has been stealing toilet seats and bringing home dead animals. Do you think slapping out photos will stop that?" - Joy.
"It was my daughters, and she's dead. Now give me the fuckin toy!" - Joy
MISC:
George: "Do you have any crackers?"
Roxy: "You mean besides you?"

Betty: "Your friend cups my buttocks reaching for a piece of blueberry buckle. Probably figured that I didn't notice but I did."
Rube: "Well, he calls that soul popping."

Now that I'm dead, can I still get high? - Window Washer Soul"

George:"So, what's next? Onward and upward?"
Rube:"Onward", not "upward". No pearly gates for you. No choirs of angels, either."
George: "You dick! You're sendin' me to hell?"

Data Entry Guy:: "Files don't just disappear."
George: "They do if you drop them down an elevator shaft." JOY: GEORGE: RUBE: BETTY: MASON: JOY: ROXY: MISC: DELORES:

Data Entry Guy: Files don't just disappear.
George: They do if you drop them down an elevator shaft